“Damn right I’m pissed!  Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash blood out of fur?”
Nightcat to the thug who shot her in the arm.

Richard: Just do me a favour and don’t go around calling the other senior executives asses. Especially Mr. Whitmoore.
Dana: Can I think it real loud?
Richard: You think that highly of him?
Dana: I’d like to haul him up by his $200 tie and slowly lower him into a paper shredder.  I mean, let us just say his first impression left something to be desired. But as I do not yet know him well enough to form an honest, well rounded opinion, I will refrain from speaking my mind.

Richard:And somewhere in Arkansas there really is a pig that can fly.
Richard to Dana after she mentions that she's bit her tongue on a couple of occasions in the past.

“It could have been worse. I could have been fired.”
Dana to Richard after a less than promising meeting with Mr. Whitmoore.

“The floor and I were just getting better acquainted.”
Nightcat to Paige after falling flat on her face soon after the procedure.

Bruno was a man of few words, none of them large.
Nightcat's description of one of Raphael's minions.

Raphael: What would you say if I told you that it [the barbell Nightcat just lifted] was well over two tons?
Nightcat: I’d say you were sniffing glue.
Raphael: Please believe me when I tell you that I do not abuse controlled substances.

“We were in second grade and it was in the schoolyard. Tommy Carpenter took your Barbie and I beat the hell out of him until he gave it back to you and apologized.”
Nightcat trying to convince Trinity she's Dana by explaining how they first met.

“What happened?  Get bit by a radioactive cat or something? Or come down with a bad case of hypertrichosis?”
Trinity to Nightcat.

Am I the only one who thinks the concept of a doctor calling in sick is funny?  If you don’t call in sick they expect to see you at work, but if you do call in sick they still expect to see you at work. You’re screwed either way.
Nightcat to Trinity when she offers to stay home and watch over her.